OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.
(Source: dumbegg, via underthecheesecake)
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
(Source: neptunain, via allblacksmoke)
who was i before lady gaga